ha ha ha! If only Johnny was so easily bribed, I have to trim his pants to keep him dingle-berry free...I just found your blog, c'mon over and visit some time!
he he- For what it's worth, I prefer to do my own grooming thank you!!
I'z a furry believer in da idea dat awl grooming shud be confined to da back 'n sides, and maybe mai ruff. (None uv dat messin abowt unnerneaf mai tail, tho, if you purrleez!!)